Football and looking at stock in Intermountain Healthcare

I swear I am going take out stock in the Intermountain Healthcare hospitals instacares and Emergency rooms. Connery loves playing football and was having a blast throwing the ball at school before the bell rang.
(K-5th are not allowed to play footbal due to the contact of the sport but 6th graders are...not sure the reasoning behind it.)
The ball takes off and Connery falls back for the catch, the ball is soaring through the sky and it hits Connerys hands, wait no headed to the grass, oh no wait in the air again....oh no Connery stumbles and down goes the ball its a fumble....wait hes hurt...the crowd waits to see and he gets up all is good......Connery heads home and plays games tells me all about it and later he starts to complain a bit about his hand of course Momma tells him "No, worries you probably pulled some muscles" as the day goes on it gets worse by morning we are headed tothe instacare.....WAIT WAIT WAIT for it....yep its a 4th metacarpal fracture...Splint for two days and cast here we come....What a morning.